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Best Intro, Best Theme Song. Ever.

Josh — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:06:31 +0000

The A-Team intro song and video lives in my memory forever. The victorious tune has changed millions of lives over millions of years — it’s science.

No one does voice over like this guy.

No one writes scripts that good:

“Crack Commando Unit”
“Los Angele’s underground”
“If you can find them”
“Promptly escaped”

No one can make blowing crap up so sexy with those seductive trumpets.

The A-TEAM Intro - Celebrity bloopers here

Kevin Costner and Modern West. OMG.

Josh — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:52:13 +0000

Kevin Costner has a soul-patch, and a band. What is the world coming to? I discovered this lovely snippet of news because he’s playing live at the Durham minor league baseball game — a place I’m thinking of attending soon. Remember that time he was in a movie called Bull Durham? And now he’s playing with his sweet soul-patch and his sweet band at the Durham Bulls baseball game. That’s so ironic, I bet they didn’t even think of that…

Even though I’m sure he’s better than Nickelback, it’s just…not…good…

If his music is as emotion packed as his acting, this could be quite a ride.

(In the most monotone-Costner voice possible) Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Kevin Costner and Modern West.

Rick Rolled

Josh — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:02:50 +0000

If you value your life, watch this video:

You just got Rick Rolled. You’ve gotta keep your head on a swivel in a vicious cock-fight.

I Hate James Blunt

Josh — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:00:30 +0000

Twice I’ve walked into the grocery store recently.
Twice I’ve heard James Blunt.
Twice I’ve beat the store manager.

Why Feist? Why?!

Josh — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:29:23 +0000

Feist, I love you. But honestly, did you have to do what every other artist does who becomes remotely famous: get featured in a hip-hop song? Even if it is the great and mighty Kanye West, in my opinion this was just not a good choice for you. You should have teamed up with someone that showcases you and your style as opposed to becoming the sexy voice in the background overtop of which “rims and ho’s” ‘captivates’ the listening audience.

It starts off pretty well–because it’s Feist singing. Then, boom, the song sucks bad.. I don’t mind good hip-hop; but I do not respect hip-hop that just raps about ladiez, ridez, clubz, and moneyz. To my readers, check it out for yourself…maybe you’ll disagree with me: Feist - Well It’s Time (Feat. Kanye West)