Best Intro, Best Theme Song. Ever.

The A-Team intro song and video lives in my memory forever. The victorious tune has changed millions of lives over millions of years — it’s science.

No one does voice over like this guy.

No one writes scripts that good:

• “Crack Commando Unit”
• “Los Angele’s underground”
• “If you can find them”
• “Promptly escaped”

No one can make blowing crap up so sexy…

Kevin Costner and Modern West. OMG.

Kevin Costner has a soul-patch, and a band. What is the world coming to? I discovered this lovely snippet of news because he’s playing live at the Durham minor league baseball game — a place I’m thinking of attending soon. Remember that time he was in a movie called…

Rick Rolled

If you value your life, watch this video:

You just got Rick Rolled. You’ve gotta keep your head on a swivel in a vicious cock-fight…

I Hate James Blunt

Twice I’ve walked into the grocery store recently.
Twice I’ve heard James Blunt.
Twice I’ve beat the store manager…

Why Feist? Why?!

Feist, I love you. But honestly, did you have to do what every other artist does who becomes remotely famous: get featured in a hip-hop song? Even if it is the great and mighty Kanye West,